She wanted to eat the Moon That is impossible I said the Moon is too big Do not be hilarious she laughed and held a coin up to the Moon It is even smaller than this coin I will eat it like an almond Moments later, I heard that she rode a Lemurian crystal orb and flew to the Moon Next evening, I saw the crescent Moon and realized that she was probably living her dream of eating — eating the Moon Worried that no Moon might be left for humanity I rented a helicopter and flew high up into space I found her, sitting on the Moon as if thinking of the right way to bite it How are you? I asked Come and sit beside me she smiled I do not think I still want to eat the Moon she said That is strange, why not? I asked From here, everything looks more beautiful she answered The Earth looks like a dream as it should be And if I eat the Moon, we would not have this place to sit together She reached for a star and plucked it I can have this instead Would you like some? she asked No, thank yo